my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
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I've never worn pantyhose, but it sounds dangerous
Who am I?
16 years old, Gleek, Starkid, Potterhead, Whovian, Softball Player, Lover of cartoons, BBC, Disney, and Dreams.
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Doctor x River Song → Parallels.
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so you know that part in The Princess Diaries 2 where they were all mattress surfing and Julie Andrews was like “I’ve done a lot of flying in my day.”
She’s done a lot of flying in her day.
A LOT OF FLYING
FLYING
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Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
- I usually try to trust my gut, but my gut tends to be very indecisive and rumbly when trying to make important decisions. And tests. Expecially tests.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
- I try to help strangers when they look lost. And small children. I have this soft spot, so whenever I see babies and little kids who drop their toys or fall down, I rush to help like it’s my baby.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
- I make the most badass apple pie imaginable.
Thank you! :)
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
| Aurora: | Story of your first kiss |
|---|---|
| Rapunzel: | 5 things from your bucket list |
| Dory: | Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad) |
| Pocahontas: | Something new you taught someone. |
| Mulan: | Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened. |
| Jasmine: | The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy? |
| Belle: | Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story? |
| Ariel: | Where do you think you belong, and why? |
| Flounder: | Something that surprised you and frightened you. |
| Eric: | Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened. |
| Aladdin: | A sacrifice you made for someone. |
| Tiana: | A time you tried the hardest for something. |
| Boo: | A childhood hero. |
| Cruella: | Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have. |
| Seven Dwarfs: | 7 things you like in the people around you. |
| Kronk: | What you are best at in the kitchen? |
| Simba: | Something a parent has taught you. |
| Cinderella: | "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you? |
| Nemo: | Your bravest moment. |
| Terk: | Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone? |
| Buzz: | Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any. |
| Alice: | Done drugs? |
| Peter Pan: | Something from your childhood that you still love. |
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“She knows darn well I never drink anythin’ stronger than beer before breakfast!” Fucking Andy Capp.“There may be Internet contacts and an intentional tort or a case may involve products placed in the stream of commerce and a contract with a forum resident.”
……..Internet… intentional torts… contract with a forum resident…
Am I going to be running a brothel or something, wth???
thanks, I just choked on my ramen and almost covered my 3DS with it.
“Move to cool, shaded area and remove excess clothing”
…
NOPE. YOU DON’T GET CONTEXT.“He arrived ahead of the girl, as he’d planned.” …
“The tension inherent in the standoff grew until on March 17 there was an exchange of fire, resulting in a number of dead and wounded.”
Well shit
“Can’t you shut THAT THING up?”
Thanks…
I am Dahlia and this is Chelle. We spent 2 days on this so APPRECIATE IT AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
- 1492: Conquest of Paradise (1992)
- 28 Days Later (2002)
- Aladdin (1992)
- Amelie (2001)
- Anastasia (1997)
- Anchors Aweigh (1945)
- Angels and Demons (2009)
- Armageddon (1998)
- Atonement (2007)
- Attack the Block (2011)
- Avatar (2009)
- Bambi (1942)
- Batman Begins (2005)
- Big Fish (2003)
- Black Hawk Down (2001)
- Black Swan (2010)
- Blood Diamond (2006)
- Braveheart (1995)
- Brokeback Mountain (2005)
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
- Coco avant Chanel (2009)
- Chocolat (2000)
- Corpse Bride (2005)
- Crimson Tide (1995)
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
- The Da Vinci Code (2006)
- The Darjeeling Limited (2007)
- The Dark Knight (2008)
- Departures (2008)
- The Duchess (2008)
- Edward Scissorhands (1990)
- Empire of the Sun (1987)
- The English Patient (1996)
- Finding Nemo (2003)
- Finding Neverland (2004)
- The Fountain (2006)
- Frost/Nixon (2008)
- Gladiator (2000)
- Grave of Fireflies (1988)
- Harry Potter 1-8 (2001-2011)
- Hero (2002)
- How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
- Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)
- Hugo (2011)
- The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
- I Am Legend (2007)
- Inception (2010)
- The Incredibles (2004)
- Iron Man 1/2 (2008/2010)
- Jane Eyre (2011)
- Jaws (1975)
- To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
- Kill Bill Vol. 1/2 (2003/2004)
- The King’s Speech (2010)
- Kung Fu Panda 1/2 (2008/2011)
- The Last Airbender (2010)
- The Last of the Mohicans (1992)
- The Last Samurai (2003)
- Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
- The Lion King (1994)
- Lord of the Rings 1/2/3 (2001-2003)
- The Merchant of Venice (2004)
- Monsters (2010)
- Moulin Rouge (2001)
- Mulan (1998)
- The Mummy/Returns (1999/2001)
- Never Let Me Go (2010)
- The Nightmare Before Christmas (1994)
- The Other Boleyn Girl (2008)
- Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)
- Pearl Harbor (2001)
- Peter Pan (2003)
- Pirates of the Caribbean 1/2/3/4 (2003-2011)
- Pocahontas (1995)
- Pride and Prejudice (2005)
- The Prince of Egypt (1998)
- Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
- The Promise (2005)
- Ratatouille (2007)
- The Red Violin (1998)
- Requiem for a Dream (2000)
- Saving Private Ryan (1998)
- Sense and Sensibility (1995)
- Sherlock Holmes/A Game of Shadows (2009/2011)
- A Single Man (2009)
- Sleepy Hollow (1999)
- The Social Network (2010)
- The Soloist (2009)
- Spider-Man 1/2/3 (2002-2007)
- Spirited Away (2001)
- Star Wars Episode IV/V/VI/I/II/III (1977-2005)
- Sunshine (2007)
- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
- The Thin Red Line (1998)
- The Time Machine (2002)
- Titanic (1997)
- The Town (2010)
- Tron: Legacy (2010)
- Troy (2004)
- Up (2009)
- The Village (2004)
- WALL.E (2008)
- Water for Elephants (2011)
- Wuthering Heights 1/2 (1992)
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carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
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ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully
and then
open this one up but DO NOT have it muted
then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before
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Because this has to be on everyone’s dash always.
